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From the Budweiser Frogs to the Mountain Dew Cheetah, there are a handful of memorable Superbowl Ads. Take a look at the Top 10 Superbowl Commercials that have animal spokesmen.
10. Nissan pigeons
First Super Bowl appearance: 1997
Life expectancy: One year
Merchandising: None
Historic significance: A squadron of “Top Gun”-influenced pigeons attempt to poop on a Nissan Maxima automobile, which is fast and nimble enough to avoid the barrage (although a wedding is ruined). John Ratzenberger provided the voice of the squadron leader. The pigeons never returned to the Super Bowl, but they were widely lauded as one of the best commercials of 1997.
9. Tabasco mosquito
First appearance: 1998
Life expectancy: Twenty-three seconds
Merchandising: None
Historic significance: The Tabasco mosquito didn’t have long to enjoy his (or her, it’s not really clear) fame, exploding into a ball of flame just moments after sucking the blood of a Tabasco-loving guy eating a slice of pizza. But like the James Dean of animal pitchmen, the mosquito made an impact disproportionate to its number of imdb.com credits. The Tabasco “Mosquito” commercial was one of the best of all time.
8. The Pets.com sock puppet dog
First appearance: 2000
Life expectancy: Nine months.
Merchandising: Stuffed animals, key chains and talking puppets.
Historic significance: Now one of the biggest symbols of the excess of the dot.com era, the Pets.com sock puppet dog deserved a better fate — his “Because pets can’t drive!” commercial was amusing and memorable. Pets.com went under in November 2000, less than a year after blowing $1.2 million on a Super Bowl ad. Like a former country star playing a bowling alley, the sock puppet briefly took a cheap gig the following year for an auto loan firm.
7. Budweiser lizards
First appearance: 1998
Life expectancy: Four years
Merchandising: Beer lights, T-shirts, refrigerator magnets, light switch covers, beer steins, key chains and a rock album.
Historic significance: The Budweiser lizards, Louie and Frankie, initially piggybacked the fame of the Budweiser frogs, but at their peak were much more popular. The lizards were one of the only Super Bowl animal pitchmen to end up on a NASCAR vehicle. (Louie graced Ricky Craven’s #50 car in the late 1990s.) Louie and Frankie ultimately overstayed their welcome, with side plots that included the hiring of a ferret hit man.
6. The Mountain Dew cheetah
First appearance: 1999
Life expectancy: One year
Merchandising: None
Historic significance: The Mountain Dew cheetah only appeared in one commercial, but we’re not going to punish the company for quitting while it was way ahead. A mountain biker chases down the sprinting cheetah, wrestles an empty can from the animal and scolds the cat as a “bad cheetah.” This was one of the best examples of memorable branding in a Super Bowl ad. Most animal pitchmen can’t do this well with 10 commercials.
5. Budweiser Dalmatians
First Super Bowl appearance: 1999
Life expectancy: 10 years and counting
Merchandising: Beer steins, figurines, TV trays, commemorative plates and coin banks.
Historic significance: The Dalmatians tagged along with the Clydesdales for years before their first Super Bowl starring role, a sentimental and funny 1999 spot featuring two Dalmatian puppies separated at birth. That was a viewer favorite, and the Dalmatians have appeared several times since, most recently playing fetch with a Clydesdale in 2009.
4. The E*Trade monkey
First appearance: 2000
Life expectancy: Two years
Merchandising: None
Historic significance: The E*Trade monkey was the centerpiece of arguably the greatest punch line in Super Bowl advertisement history. A monkey and two dumb-looking guys clap along to a boom box in a garage. “Well we just wasted 2 million bucks. What are you doing with your money?” The monkey returned the following year, riding on a horse and passing by failed dot.com companies, before a single tear wells up in his eye.
3. The Budweiser frogs
First appearance: 1995
Life expectancy: Seven years
Merchandising: Beer steins, beer lights, belt buckles, neckties, suspenders, talking mugs, T-shirts, light switch covers, cigarette lighters, key chains and T-shirts.
Historic significance: There were many sequels and spinoffs, but the original Budweiser frogs advertisement with the frogs croaking “Bud” “Weis” and “Er” is arguably the best Super Bowl animal ad in history. The frogs played a background role in the sequels — sort of the Roadrunner to the lizards’ Coyote, but were no less important. This series of commercials reigned during a huge era of growth for Anheuser-Busch.
2. Spuds MacKenzie
First Super Bowl appearance: 1987
Life expectancy: About three years
Merchandising: Posters, jackets, beer mugs, sweatshirts, stuffed animals, wristwatches, handkerchiefs, Christmas tree ornaments, lamps, playing cards, golf umbrellas and cookie jars.
Historic significance: Spuds MacKenzie, Bud Light’s official party dog, was a bull terrier who often wore a Hawaiian shirt. He is one of the most heavily merchandised animals in television history (with a disturbing amount of items seemingly aimed at small children). Usually flanked by beautiful women, Spuds was for years more recognizable than any member of congress, Supreme Court justice and arguably the vice-president.
1. The Budweiser Clydesdales
First Super Bowl appearance: 1986
Life expectancy: 23 years and counting
Merchandising: Coffee mugs, beer steins, pool table lights, refrigerator magnets, cigarette lighters, beer trays, calendars, Christmas tree ornaments, wall clocks, drink coasters, light switch covers, playing cards and poker chip sets.
Historic significance: The Clydesdales (used as Budweiser marketing for almost 80 years) have appeared in more than a dozen Super Bowl ads. The 2003 “Clydesdale replay” commercial, featuring the horses playing football in the snow — and a zebra looking at a close call — was especially great. But the all-time classic was the risky and rewarding 2002 “Respect” ad, which showed the horses kneeling in front of the Twin Towers a few months after the Sept. 11 attacks.
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Ok I can finally post about RJC and Orientation or more specifically... G'ALVEA!!! :DD Loved the superhero theme, gotta say. Why? Because I love SUPERHEROES. :D
GIMME GIMME MORE HH11 ROOOOOOOOOOCKS. I swear, my OG mates are such fantastic people. ((:
Was a little worried that RP people would be standoff-ish and unwelcoming but was totally wrong!! Seriously...
Anyway had a little trouble finding my OG at first, finally found it and I was so so so shocked to know that Lester was in my OG group. COINCIDENCE, MUCH?
The whole thing was like this:
Me: Hi, my name is Tricia, and you are...??
Lester: Hi I'm Lester.... ehhhhh...
Me: o...m....gggggggggg.
Lester: TRICIA!!
Me: LESTER!!! *gasp*
damn funny seriously. But was sooo glad that there was someone I knew in my OG.
Anyway first day of orientation was nice! Not everyone had started opening up YET, but everyone seemed nice enough. (:
Second day was EA!! WOOOHOOOO. Oh I haven't mentioned it yet, but storyline is friggin' AWESOME. OMG-MAN FTW. Only marginally good man. HAHAH imba!!! 'grasshopper like you can only see the grass, dragonfly like me has seen the whole field!!!' DONGGGG!! (Y) Naise.
EA was veeerrrryyyyy fun! Even though some parts were kinda fail eg. not seeing the paper on the railing despite sitting around it for like 20 mins, still fun, and everyone OPENED UP!! After that we had OG dinner (ps we has og dinner on thursday toooo!) which was full of epic moments eg. Waichoong's noodle shop and playing heart attack... FUN TTM.
We had an OG outing to ECP/Parkway on Sunday which was (Y) tooooo!! Ate at the food court and went to ECP! I am such a fail speed demon. HAHA. I can't go fast on blades, I'll be too scared. Cycling was a scary experience. Still haven't learnt, no surprise!! O: After that we went back to Parkway and had Subway followed by a nice long round of Indian Poker. Whhoooooooo fun ttm, I swear.
Monday, we had a new addition to our happy HH11 family! JINGYI!! I think Jingyi is v. pretty. :P HAHAAHA anyway, we learnt some HADLEY HULLET cheers, played WAR GAMES!!!
OMG. War games were scary. Especially strip me if you can. YIKES RJC/RGS/GIRLS IN GENERAL ARE SCARY TTM. Like, in the game guys had pegs clipped on the back of their shirts, and they looked TERRIFIED. HAHAAH girls had to pick them off the shirts, and they were like cornering them and everything. Gifford said he got slapped. HAHA. Sad life. Yi-min and I were too naise, and unviolent. HAHA. Seriously. There was a sock game aaaand... another game I can't rmb what it was called. Punishments and forfeits from RJC are quite tame actually, much better than what I've actually been through back in AHS. PHEW.
We had a naaaise long dinner at Pastamania at Plaza Singapura after that. Talked a lot. (: Also got our shirts for the costumes we had to do the next day at Daiso. (:
LAST DAYYYYYY was naise! Played more War Games, the Ninjas were damn cool. The spinning game was like WHAT (super reminded me of ;I survived a japanese gameshow) and we managed to flip the cloth (you know that game were lotsa people stand on a piece of cloth and try to flip it over?) in record time! under a minute!! I SWEAR. Gnarly. Batch dance was naise, rain dance was nicer, and I WANT TO LEARN THE SUN DANCE!! *NAAAAAAA NANANANANANANAAAAAAAA NANANAANANANAAAAAAA* (hand motion move)
BATCH SONG IS AWESOME TOOOO. Kudos to whoever wrote it. 'Cos you're here to dream along with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I love my OG!! SERIOUSLY. And they all caught on to my awesome lingo. Dang!! I can't help the awesome words I use.
OH my class is 11AO1E, which I like lots tooooo. Naise people inside, everyone's so naise, it's fantastic. My lecturers so far all seem really great! I'm going to appeal to go out of H1 Math, and get into H2 Math. I think it's for the best lah, I mean I know I'm smart enough to do H2 Math!! seriously, I just have to be bothered to practice and memorise. ELL seems a bit intimidating, but I'll stick to it, I think. CSE seems a bit tempting.... :O
Either way, RJC (I don't like to say RI(JC), so mafan.) seems really awesome! I hope I can get into softball. Everyone says that I should be able to get into it, like almost 100% chance, but I dare not hold my hopes too high! WHAT IF I DON'T GET IN. ): Skills are so rusty now, they're almost disintegrated. Maybe I'll be able to revive them at trials on Monday.
TAKE 5 NEXT FRIDAY, CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT. ALSO VERY EXCITED FOR HH HOTPOT WOOHOOOOO!
COS WE'RE FOR WE'RE FOR RAFFLES (ooh) RAFFLES (aah)!! *ps Raffles cheers are awesome too. (:*
